"That is shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you I’d be coming too..."

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

If you see a man dressed in a suit in a non business area, i.e. Target, ask him " Excuse me do you work for Booze Allen" (or any other of the top companies, he’ll be really flattered and yo...

Why don’t you sit on my face, so I can get to NOSE you better!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.

Hi, my name is Laura. I don’t have a gag reflex.

Will you marry me for just one night?

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.

Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

Are you Jeff’s girlfriend? No? Don’t you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?